Cheesiest Martial Arts Film Cover

Discussion in 'Martial Arts Films & Videos' started by Kevin, Jun 20, 2012.

  1. Kevin

    Kevin Admin Staff Member

    The 70s and 80s had some amazing martial arts movies, though for everyone good film there were about 10 terrible ones.

    I was browsing IMDB and came across a martial arts film called 'Death Cage (Zhan Long)'. I've never seen it but it stars Mortal Kombat star Robin Shou and Karate legend Joe Lewis. I assume that's why they used the tagline 'This Mortal Knows Combat!!'.

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    Can anyone beat this for a cheesy video/dvd cover for a martial arts film?

    Kevin
     
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  3. Allie

    Allie Disciple

    I can't, but that is fantastic.
     
  4. MadoreGojuRyu

    MadoreGojuRyu Master

    what a sad fall from grace this film is for Joe Lewis. He was a badass fighter
     
  5. MadoreGojuRyu

    MadoreGojuRyu Master

    its no movie cover, but its a rap video.....enjoy

     
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  6. Allie

    Allie Disciple

    WOW! that is my favorite thing ever
     
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  7. Deborah

    Deborah Ninja

    Oh wait talking of cheese, anyone remember Monkey?? Cheesey but class....all respects and peace...XXxxXX
     
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  8. Deborah

    Deborah Ninja

    OMG Larry......I don't know if i'd have admitted that one hahahahahahahaaaa, luv, respects and peace XXxxXX
     
  9. Allie

    Allie Disciple

    This is what I grew up on. The 3 ninjas were the sh** back then, and the cheese is fantastic. Especially the one with Hulk Hogan in it, can't remember which one it was tho.

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  10. arron butler

    arron butler Fist of Fury

    I used to watch monkey.And it was class Deb.It was Japanese,and not Chinese, like alot of people thought.But i think the cheesiest film ,was the water margin.All them flying kicks on a wire.loool.c'mon.looool
     
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  11. Deborah

    Deborah Ninja

    And yet again.....the bimbo strikes once more, thanx for keeping me right, appreciated my like-minded warrior!! All love, respects and peace as ever XXxxXX
     
  12. dmach

    dmach Martial Archivest


    You mean this my bonnie Lass??



    But for Cheesey 80's martial arts you can't go past... (at least for me)

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  13. Deborah

    Deborah Ninja

    OMG Dmach........AMAAAAZING my martial friend, still loving your posts my great friend love, peace and respects;)xxXXxx
     
  14. MadoreGojuRyu

    MadoreGojuRyu Master

    is this what the forbidden kingdom is based on?
     
  15. Deborah

    Deborah Ninja

    I dunno Larry but thanx for the clip I had such a crush on Monkey and Tripitaka!! Hahahahahaha love, laughs and respects Larry:DxxXXxx
     
  16. MadoreGojuRyu

    MadoreGojuRyu Master

    thinking it might be, if you watched that movie and look at the monkey king and compare it to the video here, thinking they might have made it off the show.
     
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  17. Deborah

    Deborah Ninja

    hahahhaa...well spotted Larry;)!! Respects, love and smiles my martial friend xXx
     
  18. SifuPhil

    SifuPhil Lucky Cat Is Lucky

    One of the cheesiest '70's films in my opinion was Master of the Flying Guillotine -



    And its cover -

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  19. arron butler

    arron butler Fist of Fury

    Sifu Phil,i think you have just topped the cheesiest film.where did you dig that up from.lol excellent.i've seen a lot of cheesy martial arts films,but thats just the tops.lol
     
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  20. Deborah

    Deborah Ninja

    I have to agree with Arron on that one, that tops everything. you are one funny, cool dude Phil:D:cool:XXxxXX
     
  21. SifuPhil

    SifuPhil Lucky Cat Is Lucky

    Oh, that comes from the old days of watching those movies in Times Square when I was still a teenager - that one always stuck in my head (if you'll forgive the pun).

    Thank you m'Lady - I try. :D
     
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