Holy Crap Man! The Beard has left the Dojo....

Discussion in 'News' started by Dave76, Mar 21, 2013.

  1. Dave76

    Dave76 Deheuol Gwyn Dragon

    A REQUIEM FOR CHUCK NORRIS'S BEARD

    March 20, 2013, 4:03 pm Mike Krumboltz, editing by Yahoo!7 staff Yahoo!7
    We are gathered here today to remember one of Hollywood's greatest treasures: Chuck Norris's beard.
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    What the Chuck? Credit: TMZ
    The well-trimmed facial hair lived a long and butt-kicking life during its decades-long existence on Norris'sface. Now -- sadly -- the beard is no more.

    We were first alerted to the shocking news by TMZ. The gossip site ran a photo -- presumably recent -- of Norris enjoying the great outdoors without his beard's company.
    Is Norris, 73, going through a first-quarter-life crisis? Can Chuck still intimidate man, woman, and inanimate object without his world-famous facial hair? Well, of course he can. He's Chuck Norris. But one shouldn't discount the beard's contribution to the man's success.
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    Indeed, over the course of his butt-kicking career, Norris has kept his enemies close, but his beard closer.

    It was there to help defeat Joe Piscopo in "Sidekicks." It stood strong while Norris knocked over numerous trouble-makers in "Walker, Texas Ranger." And, most recently, the beard gave a stirring performance in "Expendables 2" opposite Stallone's muscles, Willis's smirk, and Van Damme's hairline.
    But now the beard is gone. It has left the dojo. But something tells us it will be back. Like a dyed-blonde panther it waits, ready to reappear when we least expect it.
     
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  3. Caneman

    Caneman Test all things.

    Not the absence of the beard that is of primary issue. The glasses and the sleeveless shirt are the primary issue.
     
  4. Dave76

    Dave76 Deheuol Gwyn Dragon

    He was the last of the good old action era guys to maintain that mystique of never ageing. Albeit behind 3' of hedge growing on his face, but still!
    So, here it is, the sad sorry truth....even the all mighty Chuck is finally proven mortal afterall:(


    As someone who's fashion sense hasn't evolved from the late 80's, early 90's......I don't know what you mean:cautious:
     
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  5. Locutus

    Locutus Your fight is futile, my hands are pounding you!

    Hah! I was going to report this but was beaten to it :)
     
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  6. Charlay Atkins

    Charlay Atkins Samurai

    I couldn't agree with you more on that point.:D
     
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  7. JesterX

    JesterX Disciple

    Say it isn't so, not Chuck!
     
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  8. Eric Dufurrena

    Eric Dufurrena The Iron Fist of Fun

    WHERE IS THE FIST?!?
     
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  9. Enkidu

    Enkidu Destroyer of your martial arts fantasies

    Wouldn't you like to know!!
     
  10. Void_Karateka

    Void_Karateka Pauper Karateka

    Am I the only person who's noticed he's also got mega hairy arms? Maybe the beard wasn't shaved, it just had a move around for a bit.
     
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  11. Caneman

    Caneman Test all things.

    True... considering that there is no knife sharp enough to cut Chuck's hair, he may have simply scared it to a new location.
     
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  12. JesterX

    JesterX Disciple

    That's not funny man, my hairs been migrating from the top of my head to my chest and shoulders for years.:confused:

    In fact if the migration downward continues I'll have the feet to shame any hobbit in a few years.
     
  13. Charlay Atkins

    Charlay Atkins Samurai

    That's nothing, mine has finally migrated to my ass.:cry:
     
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  14. JesterX

    JesterX Disciple

    Yea, but can you braid it?
     
  15. Locutus

    Locutus Your fight is futile, my hands are pounding you!

    I can :(
     
  16. Charlay Atkins

    Charlay Atkins Samurai

    Yep all the way down to my ankles if I want.:ROFLMAO:
     
  17. SifuPhil

    SifuPhil Lucky Cat Is Lucky

    Wow. I'm ... aghast.

    My hairy idol has fallen. Now I'll have to find a new hairy idol that kicks ass ...

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  18. Dave76

    Dave76 Deheuol Gwyn Dragon

    La Grange - one of the best songs of all time!
     
  19. Locutus

    Locutus Your fight is futile, my hands are pounding you!

    I saw them live in Oz. Great band.
     
  20. doyoubjj.com

    doyoubjj.com Initiate

    I opened the thread thinking it was about some dude at your gym or something. Then I read the title and looked at the pic. Didn't even recognize the Chuckster. I thought it was some female triathlete or marathon runner.
     
  21. Void_Karateka

    Void_Karateka Pauper Karateka

    I'll stick with fictional hairy idols. Gimli all the way man.
     
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