I Love Black Belt Forums

Discussion in 'News' started by Kevin, Apr 8, 2013.

  1. Kevin

    Kevin Admin Staff Member

    It seems as good a time as any to celebrate the awesomeness of Black Belt Forums (yeah, awesomeness is a word!). Why shouldn't we pat ourselves on the backs and shout out that we are amazing :)


    First to declare their love for Black Belt Forums is Mr. Marcus. No, not the pornographic actor who spread syphilis around like it was going out of fashion. I'm talking about the very talented juggler.

    Next up was the kickboxer Lisa Marie. She sends a message to our very own SifuPhil.

    Finally, we have professional TV journalist Ivon from Serbia giving a shout out to all of you :)



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    I don't want to ruin the magic for some of you, but most of you probably realise that these people are not members of Black Belt Forums. I found them on Fiverr. It's a silly website where people will do something for $5, however there are actually a lot of talented people on there.

    So why don't we have fun with this. Here is what I propose:
    • We look for the funniest, weirdest jobs advertised on there.
    • We get them to say something on a video or display a message in a picture.
    I suggest looking in categories such as Hold a Sign, Promote Your Message, Human Billboard, and Video & Animation.

    Now, most people who hang out here are guys, though we do have some female members, so I don't think we should do anything that is close to being XXX. Plus, I realise that many people view the forum in front of partners anyways, so I don't want to be held responsible for you all getting your ass kicked by your wives! :)

    I will try and accommodate the best suggestions. Obviously, I cannot fulfil every request, as I'd end up with a bill with thousands of dollars. The message doesn't have to mention Black Belt Forums. For example, if you want to suggest a guy on a unicycle to juggle and sing "Enkidu ate my hamster" then so be it. The funnier/weirder the suggestion, the more likely a suggestion will be chosen.

    Kudos to anyone who is daft enough to upload photos of themselves with a photo or video :)

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  3. Locutus

    Locutus Your fight is futile, my hands are pounding you!

    The kickboxer was amazing! Something did come to mind about Enkidu and hamsters but it would not be in good taste to post that suggestion :troll:
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  4. Kevin

    Kevin Admin Staff Member

    Good taste is overrated Locotus :)
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  5. Mr.Bond

    Mr.Bond Big Ass Dog

    Funny...I just watched the kickboxer on fiverr....she need to put her hip into the kick....but I would not kick her out of bed unless she wanted to grapple on the floor!
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  6. Eric M. Miller

    Eric M. Miller Samurai


    oh dont mind my puddles of drool.
  7. SifuPhil

    SifuPhil Lucky Cat Is Lucky

    Wow - I haven't woken up with a boner in ages ! Thanks, Kev!

    ... wait ... that didn't sound quite right ... o_O
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  8. Locutus

    Locutus Your fight is futile, my hands are pounding you!

    It's amazing what a guy juggling knives can do for some people :pompous:
  9. Locutus

    Locutus Your fight is futile, my hands are pounding you!

    I could show her how to put the hip in. Horizontally of course so she doesn't get hurt. :rolleyes:
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  10. SifuPhil

    SifuPhil Lucky Cat Is Lucky

    I know, right? :love:

    I haven't been on Fiverr for a while - this is a good excuse to go see what insanity I can create.
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  11. SifuPhil

    SifuPhil Lucky Cat Is Lucky

    I would learn kickboxing just so I could spar with her. Of course, my kicks would have to be limited to below the knee, I'd be in a wheelchair and all my moves would be in slow motion, but I'm sure I could show Lisa Marie just what my Jing could do ...
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  12. SifuPhil

    SifuPhil Lucky Cat Is Lucky

    Okay, I bought one on Fiverr but it will take a few days to be delivered. I'll make sure to post it as soon as I get it. (y)
  13. Enkidu

    Enkidu Destroyer of your martial arts fantasies

    If she ever wants to train some BJJ* make sure to send her Enkidu's direction.

    *By "train some BJJ" I actually mean hot sweaty sex.

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