Discussion in 'Articles' started by SifuPhil, Dec 21, 2012.
Is this stuff true? :S
Every last word of it!
It's the Internet - it HAS to be true!
Damn it SifuPhil, I just sprayed coffee all over my keyboard and monitor. The monitor is fine but my keyboard will never be the same.
I expect compensation sir, or I will be forced to challenge you. And I warn you sir, I am expert with both blade and firearm (spoken with a Southern U.S. accent ala Foghorn Leghorn)
*spoken in voice of Henery Hawk*
"Awwwww, yer just a chicken! I'M a CHICKENHAWK! Are ya gonna' come along peaceful-like, or does I have ta rough ya up?"
Quote="SifuPhil, post: 19448, member: 317"]Everything I am, I owe to the Tug Toner. My reach, my height, my ... statistics in general, all have come to me through Tuggy (my pet name for the Toner).
My Tug Toner has extended my reach
Use it at the park, use it at the beach
My Tug Toner has extended my height
Use it in the day and use it in the night
Tug Toner! Tug Toner! Tender, fair and true!
Tug Toner! Tug Toner!
According to those stats enkidu doesn't use his tug toner enough!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I hate rhyming,
["chris halkett, post: 19485, member: 620"]Haha i know your pain man but what is it they say great things come in small packages lol[/quote]
They're lying bro.
I have no idea about any of this.
Of course it's true!
Here's a pic of my hamster to prove it.
Hamper of Thor ...
You think you're thor? I'm tho thor I can hardly pith!
As long as your Asgard is still working, you're okay ...
Isis a bad boy!
I think I nay need to gard MY as ....
Don't feel bad - I'm pretty sure Thor wore tights, too ...
SifuPhil, sounds like you got to much time on your hands! Master Fahy
the average reach of members?........what "member" is refered to here?....BBF membership?......or another type of MEMBER?.....'cause a member of 96" seems rather large....even for sifu phil......but then, he is an ardent user of the tug toner....
I's gots gorilla arms!
Konbanwa, okyaku-sama ...
Stick to your day job! LOL!!!
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