newb here. After 9 years studying and training TKD I'll be testing for my 3rd Dan in less than 6 weeks. Just got done reading Kung Fu Fighter's thread. Oh LAWD! Tha's some funny s right there! I slaved for a Chinese restaurant for a year and a half in college, imagine having THAT guy giving your performance review! I only stuck around for the entertainment value, but man I had some of the most CONFUSED hours about expectations and reality that I've EVER had before or since!