The end of our Martial arts

Discussion in 'General Martial Arts Discussions' started by Eric M. Miller, Nov 2, 2012.

  1. Eric M. Miller

    Eric M. Miller Samurai

    The other day i recieved an email that stunned me. it went like this:

    "eric

    In crunch time... you cannot afford to waste more than a
    few seconds taking any attacker out... and ANY "fancy"
    fighting move will FAIL under the stress of real-world combat.

    There is no artistry in street-level fighting, when your
    life is on the line against terrorists and enemy combatants.
    ALL of your "fine" motor skills (the delicate muscle movements
    and strikes of formal fighting) become numbed-out and worthless

    http://www.valriazanov.com/all-access/

    Nearly all of the fancy, hard-to-learn martial arts stuff
    doesn't work in real combat.

    Val Riazanov is ex-KGB and Russian Special Forces, and has been
    working private security for high detail personal for many
    years.Val will show you what he has PROVED works...
    and what will get you killed!

    VAL has decades of experience to prove his TECHNIQUES!

    The moves that val will teach your are so simple and basic)...
    no need for practice... no need for formal training...
    and no need for high-end conditioning.

    It works no matter what shape you're in -- against multiple
    attackers, armed attackers, and highly-skilled gangs who have
    ambushed you in the dark. You can be wounded, dizzy, drunk or
    exhausted... and it STILL works like crazy to take out ANYONE
    who screws with you.

    http://www.valriazanov.com/all-access/

    Your Friend,
    Val Riazanov"


    Techniques that you don't even need to practice?? end of high end conditioning? works if you are drunk? and all only if i buy his $75 book? seems legit.
     
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  3. MattCMMA

    MattCMMA Master

    Comes with a custom made stuffed Unicorn with a cotton candy mane that craps skittles if you put a Dillmon Gi on it [sold separately] and feed it Chi balls. ONLY if you order in the next 10 min. Order now while supplies last!
     
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  4. dmach

    dmach Martial Archivest

    Eric, Eric , Eric.... Were you looking at those naughty websites again?? :facepalm: Is that how they got your e-mail address??? :D
     
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  5. Rockne Helms

    Rockne Helms Disciple

    Oh my god I have wasted so many years of training when I could have been kicking back on the couch eating almond joys and drinking mojitos. Bless you Eric for sharing this before I wasted more time.
     
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  6. MT_Demers

    MT_Demers Disciple

    No matter how easy the technique is if it doesn't come natural it won't be as effective. I am not saying this book won't have some good ideas but to claim you need no practice sounds very fishy to me.
     
  7. of course.....thats why the S.A.S. don't train and practise and train and practise...and why all the great warriors through history didn't train, from the samurai to the spartans, from the legions to the templars....they never trained...and miyamoto musashi.....he didn't need to.......they all knew valriazanov's secret....and all for $75.....bargain!
     
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  8. Rockne Helms

    Rockne Helms Disciple

    I just watched the link and if that video that he shows doesn't sell you on the effectiveness of his style then its only because of your poor computer speed slowing down what must be absolutely PO the Panda style bodaciousness.
     
  9. BHRobin

    BHRobin Disciple

    Don't need to practice? No need to condition? Works when wounded, dizzy, drunk or exhausted? My God - this man's discovered the ancient art of HIRING A FREAKING BODYGUARD!
     
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  10. MadoreGojuRyu

    MadoreGojuRyu Master

    LOL, did you watch the Advanced Ballistic Striking video also for this guy? OMFG, I was laughing out loud at the 'techniques'
     
  11. Charlotte Craig

    Charlotte Craig Initiate

    I have never seen so much crap!
     
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  12. Ben

    Ben Master

    for a unicorn that crapped out skittles I'd give my right arm :p
     
  13. MattCMMA

    MattCMMA Master

    Might cost you that much for dillmon Gi and instruction of Chi balls.. Personally I prefer my Chi balls right where they are.
     
  14. Gone

    Gone Guest

    You had me up until this bit..

    "The moves that val will teach your are so simple and basic)...
    no need for practice... no need for formal training...
    and no need for high-end conditioning.

    It works no matter what shape you're in -- against multiple
    attackers, armed attackers, and highly-skilled gangs who have
    ambushed you in the dark. You can be wounded, dizzy, drunk or
    exhausted... and it STILL works like crazy to take out ANYONE
    who screws with you.
    "

    Simplicity and basics are important. I don't know about you guys but I ain't ever seen a fight that did not involve some mixture/variation of straights, hooks, uppercuts, front headlocks, and double leg takedowns. Didn't see anyone doing any butterfly kicks, karate chops, spinning back fists, wrist locks, or other sorts.

    Ehh, I guess my main point is that if it were that easy we'd have figured out how to drunk-drive by now or whatever.
     
  15. Dave76

    Dave76 Deheuol Gwyn Dragon

    :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

    Thank you. It's always good to start the day off with having a laugh and that did the trick quite nicely.
     
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  16. Ben

    Ben Master

    what is this dillmon of which you speak?
     
  17. Eric M. Miller

    Eric M. Miller Samurai

    i just noticed one of the lines in there.

    so like an entire brotherhood of night ninjas? XD
     
  18. Eric M. Miller

    Eric M. Miller Samurai

    no....what are you talking about.. no of course not. i have nothing for russian mountain goats. shut up!
     
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  19. Ben

    Ben Master

    those russians
     
  20. Aaron

    Aaron Shadow Warrior

    LMFAO:ROFLMAO: .... No us ninja's are too sneaky for that:sneaky:... one word... Shuriken:ninja::ROFLMAO:
     
  21. arron butler

    arron butler Fist of Fury

    Damn,i must have wasted twenty four years of hard training and conditioning myself for self defence then.lol.got to get that book so i do not have to do any more training.NOT.LOL.wot a load of b...ocks. i'm still on the floor through laughing.:D
     

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