Top Ten Chat Up Lines

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Kevin, May 8, 2013.

  1. Kevin

    Kevin Admin Staff Member

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  3. Locutus

    Locutus Your fight is futile, my hands are pounding you!

    Haven't been able to watch the video yet, will do that when I get home but this immediately came to mind as I am practicing Aikido.

    :D:oops:
     
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  4. Daniel Miller

    Daniel Miller Warrior Instructor

    "Oh, I've got pins and needles!!!!" lol
     
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  5. Judah

    Judah fights in tights

    That guy must get so much action with those lines!
     
  6. Enkidu

    Enkidu Destroyer of your martial arts fantasies

    My favorite line to use a girl at a bar was to walk up and tell her "if we make love, it'll be over really fast and you won't feel a thing... I promise."
     
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  7. SifuPhil

    SifuPhil Lucky Cat Is Lucky

    I've never had to use a pick-up line - I just lick my ponytail.
     
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  8. Enkidu

    Enkidu Destroyer of your martial arts fantasies

    Which reminds me of another line I've used.

    "I have an 8-inch tongue and I can breath through my ears"
     
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  9. Gone

    Gone Guest

    The fact that this kid has a "top 10" is impressive. What a porn star.

    Imagine all the trial and error it would have taken to get a "top 10".

    Incredible.
     

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