Who would you get to play YOU?

Discussion in 'Martial Arts Films & Videos' started by dmach, Jul 6, 2012.

  1. dmach

    dmach Martial Archivest

    In the thread Why did you start Martial Arts, Ed Bates suggested that all the stories would make a good movie. Which got me thinking...

    If we were to make "Black-Belt Forums... The Movie!" Who would you cast to play YOU????

    For me, based purely on physical similarities, Randy Couture (though I've been told I bear more of a resemblance to Jamie Hynemann from MythBusters!!!)
     
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  3. Enkidu

    Enkidu Destroyer of your martial arts fantasies

    I dunno... whatever actor it is that makes all the hotties wanna drop their panties, I suppose... I mean, as long as we are going for an accurate representation, that is... :cool:
     
  4. shyquille graves

    shyquille graves Warrior Monk

    i think bob sapp(as much as i ont like the concept ) but he would have to train a whole lot more get a inch and a half taller and increase his fighting and martial arts abilities by alot and his martial arts styles would have to change only reason i picked him is because there are not alot of big black martial artist out there and that sucks alot
     
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  5. Enkidu

    Enkidu Destroyer of your martial arts fantasies

    My best friend was Bob Sapp's body double for the football scenes in the remake of "The Longest Yard". We've also trained martial arts together. Lemme tell you, it sucks when he is in your guard!
     
  6. shyquille graves

    shyquille graves Warrior Monk

    he is a big guy but what im saying is if he were to play me in a movie there would have to alot of changes
     
  7. Aaron Hutto

    Aaron Hutto Master

    Probably either Michael Pitt ... or Ron Jeremy ...
     
  8. TheWhiteTiger

    TheWhiteTiger Taoist Immortal

    That took me by surprise and made me laugh a lot!
     
  9. TheWhiteTiger

    TheWhiteTiger Taoist Immortal

    Probably Colin Farrell... provided he can put on some weight and cram 16 years of kung fu training in before the big day!
     
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  10. Deborah

    Deborah Ninja

    Hahahahaha......this thread amused me:D!! To play me, I would have to go for Uma Thurman in Kill Bill, she is blonde and petite like me and kicks total a** both with and without weapons.....just like me lmao!! Respects and peace all XXXxxXXX
     
  11. Bruce

    Bruce Samurai

    It would have to be Matt Damon he was awesome in the Bourne movies. Everything was very economical and realistic.
     
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  12. Battodoka07

    Battodoka07 Warrior Monk

    Make him younger and I would have to say Donnie Yen.
     
  13. NWPSNZ

    NWPSNZ Disciple

    any actors out there that are 5'3. 60 kgs and going bald at 27 that could play me? anyone think of anyone?
     
  14. Gone

    Gone Guest

    Professional wrestler HHH - already featured in the last Blade film.

    He is like me in many ways. Mannerism, speech, height and build, facial features, fighting style, etc.
     
  15. Muay Thai Samurai

    Muay Thai Samurai Never Back Down

    I got dibs on Tony Jaa
     
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  16. arron butler

    arron butler Fist of Fury

    I think Jason Statham for me.Good martial artist and we both don't have much hair.lol
     
  17. Judah

    Judah fights in tights

    I think Scott Adkins would be a good me. We're about the same height and build. Just a pity he's such an ugly git
     
  18. Judah

    Judah fights in tights

    So Keanu Reeves then....
     
  19. Judah

    Judah fights in tights

    Jason Statham
     
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  20. SifuPhil

    SifuPhil Lucky Cat Is Lucky

    Woody Allen - he once said to avoid being mugged in NYC he walked down the street constantly spinning in circles. That's pretty much me.

    ... plus, he likes the young stuff. :whistle:
     
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  21. NWPSNZ

    NWPSNZ Disciple

    is he that short?
     

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